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from behind, a man inserts his spam javelin into the armpit of his partner who then crosses him/herself vigorously until the man reaches orgasm.
the catholic priest told the police that christian wanking a choir-boy was not strictly a crime in the eyes of god.
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When a girl wants to retain her virginity (vaginal), yet still wants to engage in a sex act similar to vaginal sex (anal). Therefore losing her anal virginity, but not vaginal virginity in the process.
Yeah, my girlfriend Ashley had her Christian virginity for two years because she believed in a Christian myth about pregnancy. When she went to college she gave the real thing up to this loser who told her he was a fellow believer.
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Noun. A hug from a member of the church clergy or staff to a member of the congregation in a manner that intentionally maintains distance from any private parts or unwanted contact.
Used especially by responsible adult leaders of youth programs where contact must be strictly controlled, so the leadership runs little to no risk of being branded a priest.
Older, Married, Male Church Volunteer: "I think you're awesome, Female Teenager at the Church. Give me a good Christian Hug."
Female Teenager at the Church: "Thanks, Older, Married, Male Church Volunteer. You don't creep me out like the guys at my old church did. You rock."
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A maker of great quality, high fashion shoes. The prices average out to about $400, but are more than worth it. Christian Louboutins are "sex on a stiletto." -Stacy London
Those cork heeled Christian Louboutins which they are making knock-offs of at Steve Madden are amazing!
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People who would be in the BNP but happen to hate homosexuals slightly more than they hate black people at the moment.
Dispite the name they have as little to do with Christianity as Al Q'aida has to do with Islam.
Uneducated Bigot 1: I hate black people im joining the BNP.
Uneducated Bigot 2: I hate Homosexuals so im joining Christian Voice
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1 a person that is way to religious
2 someone that won't shut up about religion
Judy's nice but she's a real Christian bitch
-iyan l
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A very attractive football player from Colorado who played running back for Stanford University and is currently the running back for the Carolina Panthers. He is the son of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, and has three other brothers, all of which play football. His older brother Max, is currently a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49'ers. His younger brother Dylan, plays quarterback for the University of Michigan. His youngest brother is still in highschool and has committed to the University of Nebraska.
Person 1: Wow, look at Christian Mccaffrey. He is so fine!
Person 2: He's such a great football player too, certainly knows how to run the ball.
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