The retard's way of spelling Caesar salad.
Person on twitter: I had a seizure salad, it was good af.
Other person on twitter: You DENSE motherfucker...
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a word that only means you shake salad not some gross stuff people in the st fandom believe, y a k n o w?
omg salad shaker is such a pure word
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The act of going down on a girl. Usually refers to girl on girl encounters.
Did you know that Zindzi's a salad muncher?
Not anymore, she's gone straight.
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The time-honored tradition of a bachelor being brought up on stage at a Strip Club to have a stripper yank out his pubes and sprinkle them on his lips.
Nick got pulled up on stage at his bachelor party and the bitch gave him a delicious pube salad!
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A tiny side salad for people with small hands filled with blanched nuts.
After ordering his Trump Salad he sent it back complaining the nuts where not all the same shade of white.
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When any combination of marijuana, hashish, keif or resinated cannabis are combined together into the bowl of a bong or pipe.
Dude I had a huge salad bowl with weed, hash, keif and resinated bud. That shit got me rippedd!
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Having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with syrup or jelly; syrup is generally preferred. This is usually done as initiation for someone that wants to score some drugs in jail, or by sexually depraved people.
-"Have you seen the new boy in cell block D? I'ma make him my bitch; he'll be tossing salads by the end of the week!"
-"Mary is a freak in bed; last night she tossed my salad!"
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