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The best day to be born whoever is born on this day is most definitely the best person youll ever meet there the best person in the whole world so you should tell them.
Wow that person was born on december 7 there so lucky an hot,sexy,amazing,cute. And perfect.
National only drink water day.
Kyle: hey dude it’s December 7 we can only drink water today
The wikileaks release about all the crazy cyber shit the C.I.A. did without anybody knowing
Yo man you heard about that crazy shit the C.I.A. did behind our back?
Oh you mean that vault 7 bullshit
A nickname for a Chinese immigrant named peter who likes to eat a lot
I’m going to go to a buffet for dinner
Ok 7 slices
Retarded little cunts-I'm ashamed to be one in 3 months! =(
Little pricks who say words like;
Sick
Barlin'
Peng
Bang
They also have shit made up names(when they're the chav ones) like;
Liteeshia...pronounciation...how?
Keegeeeeeeeenuuuuuanana...WTF!
Preciously...a word with 'ly'? wtf.
Year 7's have no rights to be in there schools! They have too many fights with older people and loose. e.g.
Keegeuana: Nar, that prick in year 9's gonna be barlin' when i is done wid 'im!
Year 9: I don't even know why I bother! Look at the chav, getting a brick to hit me with.
Year 7's: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
(2 seconds later the year 9 goes home)
Keegeuana:*crying/barling Nar wot da fuuuk he hit me for?!
Neeidamailian:Your trackies are sicckkkk mate were did u get them?!
Keegeuana:Yeah they are mint.
made-wid-no-condom: Got them from primark 20p. i saw 'em nd fought'dey r peng!' so i got 'em, but na i got no money init.
Classroom!
Teacher:*mumbles* Fuck year 7's!
Teacher: Right class! We're going to be-
*Year 7 plays music on phone*
*Whole class sing along-as its 'Blackout Crew' and all chavs know them!
*Teachers kills himself after saying 'Year 7's NEED puberty, i cant stannd their voices!...boys...GROW SOME BALLS!'
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a cure to female infection by mind blowing ska sounds that only members of this band can make happen.
Yesterday I was itchy, but Moniskat7 fixed that. Heehee
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(National high five the opposite gender)
(If your a girl hug a boy if your a boy high five a girl)
Girl: hi guess what today is
Boy: what
Girl: November 7 high five the opposite gender
Give me a high five
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