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Age of determination

The age at which one can determine/pick which sports teams they will follow before being considered a bandwagon. There are multiple acceptable reasons to choose a team as long as it is before the age of determination(0-7) 5 being the gold standard

Tim became a laker fan by the spring age of 5 therefore he is within the age of determination

by Ac3B00Gi3 March 23, 2019


Age of Enlightenment

An era where unproved theories were questioned, and many ideas were sparked.

The Age of Enlightenment inspired many individuals to get their creative ideas pouring out.

by The Embarker February 24, 2015


middle age metal

A person over 25 who rocks out with his friends and sing songs no one knows because they made them themselves and screams them to a crowd of people at their local bar.

Yo! Dude that performance was sick! Middle age metal is sick!

by NannyLumps February 5, 2017


Hungry age

Most of the time at ages 8, 9, 10, 11,12, 13, 14, 15,16,17,18,19,and 20
When Adolescence makes you hungry all the time do to your Body developing

He is hungry all the time As he set at the Hungry age

by 459395 March 7, 2022


Mirrored Age

The period starting around the late 2000s and ending with the Trump presidency. Evoking the Gilded Age, the term underscores the rampant tech idealism of the time, which ushered in drone warfare, platform capitalism, Amazon and the retailocalypse, and the

collection and sale of individuals' data (often with their assistance such as with the Ring scandal). Also of note: The paradoxical normalization/ encouragement of narcissistic behavior and the death of privacy (and thus certain modes of self-determination); the rise of a cyborgian mystical-scientific-sycretic wellness culture alongside inflated healthcare costs; the replacement of social movements with personal reckonings and managing your brand; echo chambers; the favoring of creative production that is archival or highly reflexive / referential; endless navel-gazey commentary.

"After the protests started, Chad sent me $5 on venmo bc white fragility?? I called him out and now he's in a shame spiral that helps nobody."
"God, we need to get out of the Mirrored Age."

by poocsytipoop January 22, 2021


Biological age

How ugly you look

His biological age is ugly

by 459395 May 1, 2022


christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.

Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.

by Holelottanope September 23, 2018