AnUs BlEeD

A steady stream of blood that pools in your anus until it eventually gets too large for your anal cavity to hold and it explodes causing the blood that was in your anus to go all over the place.

I lOvE tO dRiNk ThE bLoOd FrOm My AnUs BlEeD!

Large fish anus

Verrryyy streachy kids.

She got a large fish anus

crunchy anus

When Princess Twilight gets anal fucked by the homeless humans. Their penises are so deep in shit that they crunch when they fuck her. Also, they never wash them.

TWALAIT SPARKLLLL HAZ CRUNCHY ANUS! Кстати, вы все - говно с хуями во рту и кастраты. Хехеххехе.

Un-alive anus

A synonym for dead-ass

Bro I just snorted 5 pounds of crack un-alive anus

Anu Lawrance

Female epitome of selflessness, kind, reliable, dependable, and hardly seeking accolades for their own accomplishments. Often taken for granted, they are infamous for shifting from nurturing caregivers to bitter termagants, once they reach their limits. (Spelled 'Lawrance', not 'Lawrence', otherwise they'll scratch your eyes right out. )

My mom works her ass off for my education. She is such an Anu Lawrance!

taco anus

A general term of endearment referring to members of the renaissance fair disguised as an offensive term

Chris........you're such a taco anus

Prepare my anus

A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.

Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.