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Cauliflower anus

A clever synonym with anal prolapse. When the lower part of the intestines protrudes from the anus causing inflammation and a red cauliflower shaped nodule protruding from the rectal sphincter

I was left with a nasty case of cauliflower anus after I took a spin on the rectum wrecker 300, it really lives up to its name.

by Bob sagets muffbrow August 8, 2022


Anus Invader

Rabbits who like to invade anuses.

Like the rustle of lapping waves, the sound captured Subaru’s eardrums.
Little hops. Small, tiny bodies. The chain of overlapping chirps expanded to enormity, and even if his vision were still present, he had no desire to count them.
And, in a moment, he was sincerely glad that the only thing left to him was his ears.

Simultaneously feeling the bites of feeding teeth over all of his body, now, through the tactile and unmistakable pain, Subaru understood that he was being devoured by threats numbering in the hundreds.
He shrieked. And a surge pushed him onto his back as his throat trembled. Immediately, furry creatures dived into his opened mouth. His tongue was torn to shreds, sharp teeth flashed across the depths of his throat, ravaging everything from his esophagus to his stomach.
Inside, they collided with the others that had invaded from his rectum, and, as if descending into a competition, they devoured his organs left and right, turning Natsuki Subaru into minced feed.

It was the unmistakable sensation of being alive while living creatures shredded him from within.
Fear had already left him. There was barely any more pain. He couldn’t understand why he was still conscious.
He was being eaten. He was being eaten. His left eye was gouged out. His ears were no longer there. His organs had already been consumed, and now the skin of his face was being peeled off. A hole opened in his skull, and teeth sank into his exposed, bulging brain――

Anus Invader

by Ecoblaster99 February 28, 2021


Anchovy Anus

When a girl wipes from front to back.

This drunken lady wiped her snatch towards her ass and so she got anchovy anus!

by Zeminator November 26, 2016


Tornado anus dragon

An act in which one goes to a Taco Bell, eats at least 5 packs of Diablo hot sauce, goes home climbs into the drying machine on max heat and proceeds to shit multiple times while tumbling around in the participants feces.

Me and my boys went to Taco Bell on Saturday night, little did I know that we’d end up doing the tornado anus dragon.

by Circle Mali 35 April 4, 2022


walking anus

your anus burns so bad, it feels like it wants to sprout legs and walk away.

after eating that chili you'll get a walking anus.

by MangleBaDangle March 30, 2015


Anu Panu

She is the world's best panua u have ever seen:D No matter wat she will be there for u like a panua in the soil<3 she just a lil hyper cutie who is vey vey sensitive and has a smol temper<3 i love anu panu. She also takes a dump 69 times a day so she stanks but still Anu panu is only mine<33
-Miran Dissanaike

The Anu panu is hugging Miran

by AcidBurn007 March 17, 2024


Pulling an Anus

When a punk with a stupid name, like “Adam”, spends years fooling his coworkers into thinking they are his friends. He laughs with them, cries with them, confides in them, throws burritos with them, and reaches high things for them. But then he pops his lung, on account of his lanky-Ness, and his coworkers selflessly take care of him like one of their own. His lung heals and then he asks for his palm sander back and takes the Cards Against Humanity expansion pack and runs... never to be heard from again.

Rick is just going end up pulling an anus again after he gets what he wants from those people.

by Wet n' wild danger kitty January 3, 2021