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A smartwatch made by Apple, Its main feature is costing $329 to $15,000 ,Which may seem like a lot of money at first... Until you realize that it can tell time and draw dick picks and send them to your friends, making it seem like you got an amazing deal on it.
Im broke now that I bought an Apple Watch, At least I have the spinny thingy on the side
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Apple Ring (Noun:)
When a man performs anal sex with such vigor that the area around a woman's anus becomes red and irritated.
"Dude, I fucked your mom so hard she got an Apple Ring!"
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The act of squatting over a sleeping person's face, and farting in their mouth.
I bet you Joe still tastes the apple charlie that Brian Gave him after he passed out last night
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The act of putting apple sauce in a females ass, and slurping it out with a straw.
I don't know man, some how she talked me into the "Apple Betty", now I can't have apple sauce any other way!
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When your iphone or MacBook dies, they go up in the Cloud to Apple Jesus.
When an Apple product is sick and you need just long enough to let your contract run out or get them backed up, you pray that they don't go see Apple Jesus yet.
Apple Jesus lives where the Cloud is.
I still owe $200 on my iphone 6, so it can't go see Apple Jesus yet!
I lost my iphone today. I am praying to Apple Jesus that my photos I took last night are really up in the cloud.
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