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The yearning one gets after holding, seeing, or being around a baby. Typically happens in childless women of a young age.
Maria: Awww, Jordan's so cute can I hold him?
Maria's husband: Looks like my wife has baby fever.
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V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.
Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.
I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.
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southern term for second to youngest child.
My baby is 2,my knee baby is 3, and my first is 5.
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These are the generation X and Y recent grads that are hired by clueless upper management because of their grade point average, height, and military status. More times than not they turn out to be micromanaging, arrogant, armchair employees that are afraid to roll up their sleeves and actually get involved with anything. They are more concerned about status symbols, time off, and where to eat lunch.
"Look. It's 10:30 AM. Mike should be coming in any time now. Oh, there he is. You can tell he just woke up. He pretended to be at the U doing his research this morning. Damn titty babies"
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The condom broke during intercourse so all of timmys baby gravy leaked out.
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a.) A friend who has a small weiner. As if he were just born.
b.) A unit of measurement
ex a.)
: "That man has a baby cak"
"Yah. That thing is small"
b.)
"This coors light can is about 3 baby caks long"
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The process of when a male proceeds to ejaculate (bust a nut) into a standard tube-sock. The sock is then stored in a safe place for later use. This activity is typically popular among the prison-inmate population.
"Tyrone was so horney that he made a sock baby in his cell, he then hid the sock under his pillow for later violation".
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