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A genre of Canadian pornography in which the subjects in question are sexually using bacon as a prop.
Also, when normal porn is printed on strips of bacon itself.
I looked at some bacon nudes, then I ate them.
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A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes
Burnt bacon- "Last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!"
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An armed rebellion in Virginia we only learn about because of the tasty name.
Anna: I'm learning about Bacon's Rebellion.
Hank: I'm hungry.
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The excess layer of skin that sticks out of a vagina, basically a roast beef curtain or third lip
I was trying to go down on this girl but her Muffin Bacon was in the way so I had to clothes pin it up out of the way
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When you have a plushie strip of bacon and smack someone with it.
"Bacon smack!" *slaps friend with plushie bacon*
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A Bacon Cowboy is a kick ass American that loves mother fuckin bacon. He is extremely awesome and is friends with everyone but if he despises someone they'll know it. They are intense and bad ass. They're known for being a dick but that's just their way.
Example:
Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.
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When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter
Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.
Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!
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