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When you haven't nutted in a long time, your balls get heavy due to the backup of sperm
It's been a while and now I have heavy balls.
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When you open up the oven to check on your food and get blasted with the hot air from inside.
Like a slap in the face from the balls of the devil.
"Careful when you open the oven! You'll get the Devil's Balls!"
"Ah!"
"What happened?"
"Just got hit with the Devil's Balls while looking at the pizzas."
A meme that's been around since Lemmy was introduced to Mario Maker 2. A YouTuber named Smashy then used it as a pun in his Mythbuster series. Lemmy's thrown balls are literally indestructible, not even Yoshi can eat them. Its only weakness is a fucking wall.
A: Hey, you see that Lemmy over there?
B: Yeah, let's touch Lemmy's balls haha.
A: Good idea.
A term used to described an overpopulated social setting, i.e. bars, clubs, lines at Disney World, men's bathroom, etc. The setting being so packed that male genitalia, regardless of intention, are constantly rubbing on the buttcheeks of surrounding individuals.
" Man there are so many people in here tonight, it's balls to buttcheeks."
"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."
When during a game of FIFA you completely mess up a simple pass, lobbed or through ball.
Pass me the ball? FOR FUCK SAKE THATS SUCH A HOPPY BALL!
friend 1: you look like shit. What's wrong?
friend 2: I haven't came in 2 months
friend 1: Damn! You must have some fluxsys balls!
Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face
I just ball handed the shit outa that guy