Blake Beaver

(noun) 1. A star
2. One with an affinity towards a) theatre and b) singing like a 40-year-old woman
3. The basis for the hit movie "40-year-old Virgin"

"Blake Beaver, you'll never be a dancer, or a singer!"
"Watch me momma, I'm gonna be a STAR!"
"You don't have what it takes!"
"I have a love... and her name is THEATRE."

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extreme beaver

n A person who is very good at nearly every extreme sport, they also look strikinly like a beaver.

Wow that buck-toothed kid who just pulled out a 900 is such an extreme beaver.

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skewering the beaver

to bang some chick, shag her rotten, you get the idea

Chandra got some sorority chick drunk and wound up skewering the beaver.

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beaver believer

A individual with serious (sometimes fatal) psychiatric problems. Usually stems from a delusion that winning the pac-10 is possible. Almost always requires intensive medication and weekly medical intervention.

Hey Dawggg!! da beav just beat Montana Tech this is gonna be our year!! ... I'm a beaver believer!!

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Giant Beaver

A beaver that grew too big to be called an almost-giant beaver, beaver or small beaver.

Student: ROFLMAO WTF its a giant beaver!!!!!
Teacher: I know, I put it there
Student2: WTF WTF WTFFFFFFFFFF! A small beaver
Teacher: WTFFFFFFFFFF argh!! That beaver is not wearing clothes
Student: ...

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Beaver

the art of beavering to yourself or another

if you dont dhut up i will beaver you or i love u lets beaver

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armageddon beaver

1. Vagina post-birth supposing the woman gave birth naturally.

2. Doomsday animal. The animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.

After she had the baby it was hard to get near her armageddon beaver.

The only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are cockaroaches and armageddon beavers.

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