A condom
Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.
1. A diseased or poisoned garment given to someone in order to infect or afflict them.
2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.
See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus
I woke up with a cold sore after crashing at Dan's apartment after the party. I'm pretty sure he gave me the ol' Pontiac blanket because I cock-blocked him.
The act of getting drunk in order to keep warm when cold. Typically practiced by homeless people.
Jim couldn’t afford heating so he’s had a tramp’s blanket to keep him warm.
Shall we leave the heating off and just have a tramp’s blanket tonight instead?
When one pulls ones scrotum flap over the nose of there partner.
Guy : "I was gonna tea bah jill last but she opted for a nose blanket!"
Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"
Someone who spends their time hiding from the world under a blanket on their couch. Afraid of changes, social interaction, and living their life. The couch is usually located in a parents house or basement, but that is not an exclusive detail. Little to no friends.
Whatever happened to Larissa?
Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.
A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.