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When a casual smoke means hitting a 5 footer and goin easy on the booze means 24 or less.
Someone who smokes pot every second they have free and thinks they are part of a beer-athon. That is a Bong Tokin Alcoholic.
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The large 4-hosed water pipe used by the four heros in the movie Half Baked.
"No Scarface. No 'Billy Bong Thorton' without Kenny, that would not be right, man. Use 'Wesley Pipes'! Yeah."
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The Fart Bong Soup is a portable and purified version of the tried and true 'Cup of Soup'.
A 'Cup of Soup' can be defined simply as:
-Cupping ones hand as close and as tight to ones anus allowing the rectum to dilate and release a very quiet and extremely noxious gas. This process it then followed immediately by containment of the gas within the vessel or hand used.
The desired effect or 'Cup of Soup' is achieved when one releases the noxious gas in another persons face.
The Fart Bong Soup is perfected in the shower of ones home.
With your back towards a running shower, cup your hand tightly around your anus allowing the water to 'pool' in the 'cup' created. Now, relax and allow the fart to be born into water. The sound created will be very 'bassy', dense and loud with the quality of fart being pure and likened to death.
Once mastered, the Fart Bong Soup can be achieved in many places with only the assistance of a small bottle of water. Fart Bong Soup is best savoured for your girlfriend/wife in the shower or as a party trick.
Scene- Shower
Wife: Shane, what the fuck are you doing?
Shane: Shut the fuck up bitch, your in for the special fart bong soup. Here is one I prepared earlier!!
Wife: OH, Don't you go there!!!
Shane: 'BWAAAAP' hehehe
Wife: 'thud'
Shane: hehehehehe
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Molly: bing bang bong
Anna: wtf
Molly: my dong is long
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A friendly Canadian person with the name of Daniel that aspires to be Archie Andrews from Riverdale but religiously hits bongs to survive
Wow you really like bongs Daniel!
I'm just a Ginger Bong Binger, deal with it
The art of inhaling large amounts of fumes from burning cannabis leaves. Mastering this art requires hours of assiduous practice.
"I don't wanna say that Ted smokes a lot of weed, but he's got a black belt in Tae Bong Do, y'know what I'm saying?"
The term used for when you wish to purchase 50000 copies of Spectre (007 Film) on DVD, but only pirated versions.
Person 1: Bong Noi Nguyen 50000 copies of Spectre?
Person 2: Are they good quality?
Person 1: Pirated just for you
Person 2: I'll take the lot