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When you touch a female's boob(s).
Bob: How'd it go last night?
Bill: I got in a boob touch!
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common motion performed by females just after putting on bra, to ensure proper fit and/or adjusting level of cleavage showing, by "scooping" breast in to said piece of lingeri. also known to be repeated liberally during the day, as important act to avoid the four boob syndrome.
"to fit that bra, you'll need more than a boob scoop"
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Boobs, as in the two/three lumps of fat and nastiness with a nipple on top attached to the chest, on a man. Typically found on gentlemen of increasing age and weight, both of which wear wife-beaters and khaki pants too high on their waist.
"Hey mommy, that man has man-boobs!"
"I know sweetie, but it's not polite to point."
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The side view of a female breast that is usually unintentionally exposed by a female wearing a loose shirt or revealing bathing suit. Arguably almost better than actually seeing a fully exposed breast, the sideboob is the "profile" of a breast without exposure of the nipple. The side boob gives you a great sense of what you are working with while also keeping it PG-13.
Her side boob is out of control in that shirt
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a young female that exhibits any two or more of the following characteristics: has a wardrobe mainly comprised of hollister or a&f; shows noticeable petechial hemmorhaging of the hard palate; has a perpetual tan year round; usually dates other tan balls; over uses the expression "that's hot"
Allison, true to her tan boob qualities, decided to go with the burnt sienna halter top over the pink camisole since it matched her melanoma perfectly.
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Spread apart boobs. Not so much big as they are wide. Closer to the armpits than the center of the chest.
Darcey: "My boobs are so big!"
Britney: "No, they're wide. You have fricken pancake boobs."
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when a woman is SOOO fat, that she appears to have breasts on her back due to a tightish bra.
I once met a fat krusty with greasy ginger wrestler mullet hair of this ilk. and then i found out she had her clit pierced. i was very ill.
Man 1 : oh my f**king days that girl has got back boobs man.
Man 2 : RAHHH!!! that is some nasty shiz-nit
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