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One of the airlines ran by Taylor Swift, british airways is fully owned by Taylor Allison Swifts and operates 178 flights daily.
And if you want club world (which is business class) you are required to watch all too well for about 25 times.
British airways is owned by queen Taylor swift.
Alex puts tea bags in his mouth, and in his pockets, because he's so british, and he's obssesed with Jaya, the french guy, and Cheu, the nerd with mushroom hair.
Alex the british girl is lame.
when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.
John gave me a British desert the other day.
The act of making brutal love to a person with red hair so incredibly aggressively that their hair turns white
“Did you root that ranga from the club last night”
“Yeah bro I even gave her the The British Tye Dye”
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The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?
British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”
Chad: What’d he do next?
British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
A British Bass is when a skanky female who has so much cheap make up she is shiny and lip filler proceeds to blow your cock like a piece of rabbit intestine in the Arctic.
This call girl looking ass gave be a British bass last night. It hurt like hell.
When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back
Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you