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A common bro who is out and about on the hunt for the ladies,skank,hoe etc. A bro on the go fights a never ending battle with rejection,ugly girls,hot girls and really hot girls. Often a bro on the go will suceed but may get bitch-slapped more often than not.
Jeff-Steve gets around with the ladies doesn't he?
Pete-Yeah he's a real bro on the go.
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When two bros' take shits in public bathroom stalls next to eachother while conversing
Me and Ethan just took a 25 minute bro-dump
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Frat-like dude swaying out of time to live concert.
Did you see all those frat dudes bro swaying at the radiohead concert? Clearly they were not "hep".
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The act in which a car pool of best friends, decide to skip work and take the day and do super awesome bro things of the members choice!
Every member of the group gets one to use.
"Dammit gunna be late for work again"...
"Fuck it! BRO DAY!!!
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When a dude hits tries to become the best friend of someone in the room who is also a guy. Thus making the "reciever" extremely akward.
Dude, Jon is totally Bro Hitting on Lars.
I know, its kinda akward.
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Any act, when done by at least two bros, must be immediately replicated in the exact same fashion by all other bros in attendance. There are no exceptions, and this act should usually be either eating a disgusting food or performing a gratuitously idiotic and/or homoerotic act.
Me and Justin just drank rotten congealed coconut milk. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: God damn it.
Dude, me AND JEREMY just took Adderall, BRO LAW THAT SHIT!
Everyone else: God damn it.
Me and Samson just pimp smacked this girl. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: that shits wrong..
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After having gotten laid, a bro calls his best bro ASAP in order to tell him the good news; a bro does not blow off another bro to be with his girl
"Bros Before Hos"
Between Bros 'Bro Etiquette' is the golden rule!
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