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Man! Why does everyone that shops at Walmart smell like nose cabbage? Take a shower, you nasty bastards!
When you fart and pee in your bath water
I made a cabbage stew in the tub
old man's sack. also known as his shlong
this kid down my floor named champ has a baby cabbage
A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way
"oh my god, why Did you fail this simple ass exam? You fucking cabbage goose!"
The result of someone gardening with a cheesy trowel.
If someone was gardening with a piece of cheese as their trowel and wondering why their cabbages were always cheesy, the mode of thinking “this is truly insane” being unnecessary would still result in cheesy cabbages.
A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.
"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.