A Cleveland Steamer, but with diarrhea.
A Cleveland Steamer is where a person takes a dump on your chest, during sexual foreplay. The chocolatey goodness makes it look like mud sliding down your chest/body.
She died during a California Mudslide.
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n. Coffee and Cannabis Wake and Bake
Sometimes more specifically coffee and a joint, especially when consumed simultaneously as part of one's morning routine.
I don't know how I'd stay sane working at my shitty job without my California breakfast.
or
That's her Sunday routine, California breakfast and the comics.
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SHITTY SHITTY smelling little fertilizer looking shit in a little can that looks like cat food. It makes the room STANK.
Christa walked into the homeroom and covered her nose with her sleeve, eyes watering. She glanced at the California Scents can on the teacher's desk and whined as it was labeled "Lasts 60 Days!"
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The C-town also where the most deadly of all the suburban gangs come from. Some known as the CYP xSUBS
Xtreme
Suburban
Underachieving
Bastard
Sons
Also Cops have nothing to do here so they pull you over for ghost riding the whip
Cypress California
Old White People
Ghost Riding The Whip
Suburban Gangs
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Specific items.
โข Rice
โข Chopped up fish
โข Mayonnaise
It's where a man cums in the middle of the bed, then he injects his tongue in the girls pussy and spits out the fluids where the cum is. Him and the female both make a 360ยฐ form around the cum as they scream their favorite foods in pain. Then, their friend who is recording throws in the Rice, and fish at the man and woman. He grabs a handful of Mayonniase and rubs it in and on the field vagina and the mans penis. As they're in a 360ยฐ position one of their spines break and their friend takes their shoes and runs off.
Dude 1: Holy shit! Why are you in a wheelchair! What the fuck happened!
Dude 2: Oh shit man.. I'm paralyzed permanently.. Joe took our shoes but damn!! Me and Kayla had a California Roll!
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A city very close to San berdoo that's almost as bad as San berdoo where crips and bloods live.highland is now worse then Compton.
A very crazy city surrounded by crazier cities.highland California is like Compton California in the 90's but worse.
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The California Drone is a picutre taken of a UFO. It was supposedly taken by some one that goes by the name of Raji who took the photo on May 16 of 2007. This person is said to have posted it on Criagslist, made one or a couple of email transactions, and then completely dissapeared, closing their email account. It is a large object behind a telephone pole (which is supposed to be infront of Raji's fiancee's parents' home). The object appears to be floating in the sky. It is an open dome with a large prong out the side, and three lesser, but still very large, prongs.
My cousin saw the the California Drone about 4 years ago.
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