A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.
Person 1: Cheese good
Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....
Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble
A weapon used by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. It can shoot out cannon balls and then suck, using the suck at a ledge can lead to a stale. You can also use the cannon to perform Suck and Cuck.
Oh crap, he is using his Super Suck Cannon.
The act of leaving a butt plug in a woman (or man) for a week and feeding them nothing but beans so they get gassed up and shit goes flying when you pull the plug.
The Tazmanian Cannon made my room a mess.
When you pinch the forskin together and start pissing, it inflates like a baloon until you let go and it explodes like a cannon
Guys I just tried to do the cannon and it went everywhere
When you take a hit the second before you fall into the water.
“I took a sick cannon dukie at the pool yesterday!”