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A slack-jawed yellow belly arse-hole, loves to believe that he has any sexual attraction to anything, he rebels in his own arrogance and cellulose levels, the best way to describe this complete and utter arse-hole is to listen to a song by Gunther, ding ding dong, then re-read the paragraph and think of an image of this complete twat. P.S. looks like McLovin.
Guy 1: Wow that guy was such an arse-hole to you
Guy 2: well i guess you could say he was a carl
Guy 1: what a twat
Guy 2: Gooderham for sure!
Guy 1: Summed up, Carl Gooderham
Not religious nasby’s(nasby’s a religious family from a small town in the great Canadian plains)
What’s carls family like again? Oh there like the not religious Nasby’s
Gonna carl down , meaning when you hit 18 you turn into Carl Barât
Someday, when I'm 18, I'm gonna Carl down and enjoy life as Carl Barât.
The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it
Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl
A real Gym lad. With a 0.003 meters dick. Benches 800 and is a real Taurus.
In his natural habitat he is calm. But if you stress him out he can attack.
That guy is so fit, he must be Carl-Axel.
I saw a real gym freak but he had a tiny penis, i guess he's called Carl-Axel
Used to vehemently deny any homosexual tendencies.
Finance Douche: Carl Down
The other guy: I can't hear you, can you come out of the closet?
When you’re a Caucasian man child that jerks off every time you watch the play Alexander Hamilton. So during sex you fill your partners mouth with hot water and tie a tea bag to your balls. Proceeding to dunk them in her mouth until tea is brewed. While wearing a top hot and saying “I fancy a cup of tea”.
Good day. I do fancy myself some tea. My lady would you mind to fancy carl tonight?