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is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.
“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”
A random pirate from the east blue who wants to become a pirate with his stretchy condom powers
The human condom just beat a flying dragon
When a women sucks on a mans penis while he has a condom on
I gave her a condom sandwich last night
A term used to describe someone who is a mistake and ugly at the same time
Yo Tyler you look like some busted condom headass
Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.
Another word for socks.
"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."
"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."