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Jd-lee May Cooke is a beautiful ginger with bright green eyes. She is very sweet and loving but is Also very sassy, she is not afraid to stab a bitch, that is why she is very rebellious
Wow! Jd-lee May Cooke is beautiful
A restaurant that always cooks their food with a microwave, clicking Time Cook 30. Their food is usually frozen and Gordon Ramsay would never approve of it.
Man, that Mexican resurant was terrible! It was a Time Cook 30 restaurant for sure!
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Actually not a euphemism or metaphor for anything, some guys just fucking love lobster tails
This guy is homeless, but he loves cooking up lobster tails and eating olives straight from the jar
An eldritch being which descended from the lowest depths of hell. If you should pray that it is in a good mood, well, I regret to inform you, that it is not your savior. It will twist and bend every twistable and bendable crevice of your mind with its' eight limbs, and every time you look away and breathe, just feel that the world is okay for a single moment, there comes another fucking limb. You can't peel your eyes off of it. It's horrible, you'd rather suffer infinitely in the fires of hell than watch it, but it lures you with its' cunning sorcery and tortures you till you just can't handle it anymore. You want to give into the darkness, but just as you are about to jump into the deep pits of despair, it catches you and though it cannot smile, you feel as though it is, it is smiling. A cold, harsh, cruel smile, just like this wretched world we live in. Ain't it a goofy lil' lad?
Johnny boy- Hey, have you watched Matt Rose's cooking videos?
Seever-...DONTYOUFUCKINDAREJOHNNY.DONT. YOU. FUCKIN. DARE.
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whats cooking good looking
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Before heading to the bed for time with your women, you make the conscious decision to take a spoon up with.. proceed with intercourse.. When you slam a fat load deep in to your female friends axe wound, instead of her heading to the bathroom she just falls asleep like in the movies, allowing your semen to really mature in flavour and texture over night. Next morning wake her up with a spoonful of freshly cooked Clam chowder for her to taste, if the flavour is strong and the texture is lumpy jobs a gooden it's time to collect the rest in Tupperware and let your friends and colleagues enjoy some at work. After all, sharing is caring
Tom: what you up to tonight?
James: Think I'm gonna make me some slow cooked Clam chowder!
Tom: ooooo my man ! Make sure you bring some in for the boys tomorow
James: there's gonna be loads to go round mate, I been blue balling for 2 weeks !
Tom: you always know how make it the way I like dude.
It's when you take a shit and find whole bits of corn staring back at you. An especially chuncky turd filled with corn -- in theory, slow-cooked XXX chili could be replaced where XXX = peanuts, twizzlers, peas, etc.
After drinking 13 PBR's, I tried pushing a fart out but instead got a load of slow-cooked corn chili in my underwear.
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