Covid Circle

When 15 guys are in quarantine in a circle and theres a facemask in the middle. The last infected person to jizz on the mask has to wear the mask.

Who wants to play Covid Circle?

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Was it caused by COVID-19?

The question asked, whether or not aloud, when a death is announced these days, as if few people died in the community or country in pre-pandemic days.

If the answer to “Was it caused by COVID-19?” is rumored or suspected to be positive, fewer relatives and friends are prone to attending a funeral wake.

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Covid Vaccine Passport

Is a proposed and planned identification system adopted by the totalitarian government of the Biden Administration in 2021 in USA to be imposed and implemented on the general population to grant whose who got vaccinated against SARS-CoV-2 permission to do about anything from normal daily life activities, e.g.; movie theater, bar, 4th of July gathering, to watch sports games at stadiums, traveling between States, etc.
The plan poses a huge threat to privacy and liberty to the people of the free world. It is unfortunately supported by the anti-liberty socialists mainly represented now by the Democratic Party. However, a strong resist exists from several States to prevent such system from being implemented in the Land of The Free.

Person A: I plan to visit my nephew in California in the new year.
Person B: California!! You are gonna need a covid vaccine passport for that.
Person A: That's ridiculous.

Person C: Let's go to a movie
Person D: Do you have vaccine passport?
Person C: I got vaccinated, but I am not willing to go around showing everyone that I did to any place I am about to go to.
Person D: Well, we are gonna need to revolt against this totalitarian authority first then watch a movie.

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covid ass bitch

The person who comes to work sweating with flu like symptoms because they don’t want to lose their overtime. Causes everyone to get sick.

I was sick all weekend because of that Covid Ass Bitch in my office.

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COVID-(19+X)

The next pathogen that could decimate humanity if mankind is not preparing for it, which is predicted to hit the world X years after COVID-19.

With the ravages caused by Covid-19, astrologists, biblical numerologists, and epidemiologists are hell-bent to predict, divine, or model when COVID-(19+X) would occur.

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Covid-19 Denier

Noun-
A Covid-19 denier/ Covid-19 dimwit is someone that illogically does/did one or more of the following:

1. Didn’t change their lifestyle in any way after learning about Covid, and still leaves the house at least once a day for non work related activities (including parties, vacations, social gatherings in public, etc.)
2. Believes Covid-19 is a hoax and therefore does nothing to stop the spread, likely killing people along the way.
3. Believes that putting a piece of cloth over their face is the government “trying to control” their breathing (whatever that means).

In summary:

These are people who don’t value any human life besides their own.

Some characteristics that can help you spot a Covid denier/ Covid dimwit are as follows:

Stands directly next to people in public, wears no mask, probably killed your grandma or immunocompromised sibling, is spotted in large groups of people- all without masks, make people who are actually quarantining want to shit down their throat. Basically they do everything that the people who are staying home and actually trying to stop the virus wish they could do. All while very likely killing multiple people and somehow not giving a single shit.

Advice for Covid deniers- Don’t want to wear a mask? That’s fine as long as you STAY THE FUCK INSIDE!

Using Covid-19 Denier or Covid-19 Dimwit in a sentence:

Person with a conscience: “Hey where did you go last night?”
Covid-19 dimwit: “Aw dude I went to this sick ass party everyone was smoking and drinking together. It was lit!“
Person with a conscience: “Wow I didn’t know you were a covid dimwit stay away from me I don’t want to get my family sick you fucking maniac.”
Covid-19 dimwit: “I wasn’t even there for that long bro 🤪”

“Bro if I hear one more Covid-19 denier say they’re not wearing a mask because it “infringes in their rights” imma have to go off on them. “

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Covid Simon Says

The act of making different rules in each state of the United States to prevent the spread of Covid-19. Makers of these rules (state governors, mainly) often do no abide by the same rules the force upon everyone else.

Maine's Governor just did another Covid Simon Says. She made a rule that requires everyone to eat in restaurants wearing a mask at all times.

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