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When you have a crush, or start to like someone you’ve never met before. You could talk everyday and facetime but be careful, this crush may be intense but could completely dissolved once meeting the person.
Friend: I meet this guy on snapchat and I think I have a phantom crush already..
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time
When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.
Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
A societal need to be in a romantic relationship
*Person one keeps checking their volume on there phone to make sure they can hear calls*
Person two: no one’s gonna call you
Person one: oh I love them so much they’re soooo cute
Person two: crush culture makes me want to spill my guts out
Person one: oh my god I made out with my boyfriend this weekend
Person two: no one cares I’m sick of this kissing cult
noun; a crush you have on someone you hate but love at the same time.
Samuel: that girl keeps on being a b*tch to me... But i still love her.
phil: man, you've got a red crush.
term used to describe a person who while playing madden , enjoys using certain specific players in the game and all of the sudden think they are good in real life.. this is common with most sports titles and can happen when attributes are either OP or a person just has success with the player for a specific reason
john: hey brandon weeden is actually a pretty good qb
smith: WTH are you talking about he sucks and throws picks all day
john: no hes just got no help and besides in madden i threw 5000 yards with him so he must be good
smith:..... hes got a madden crush
when you just really really want to be someone's friend, basically a platonic (non-romantic) crush
"I had the biggest friend crush on Sophia before we actually became friends, I would always try to sit next to her on the bus so that I could talk to her"
When you keep falling in love with every girl you see. Serious cases can even make you like your own SISTER!!! common in boys ages 10 - 25 years old
Person 1: Oh my gosh! She's so hot. And that girl there; she's my soul mate! And her...
Person 2: Sheesh! You need to see a doctor; you've got crush-itis!!!