The act of ejaculating onto a woman's eyelids, temporarily blinding her with hot crusty semen.
John; Did you hook up with that chick last night?
Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.
When people don't wash and lotion their elbows so they get crusty.
Crusty Elbows are gross.
aarons towel that he uses
DAILY (Cleanup), Cheesy like brie
aaron finished up on his crusty towel
When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.
Someone from Carribbean descent who worships Jah and does nothing but sit on his ass all day smoking weed
Look at that crusty dusty Rastafarian smoking weed
Crusty nails is what you have!!
She got crusty nails they funky
Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style
Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.