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crusty ray charles

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's eyelids, temporarily blinding her with hot crusty semen.

John; Did you hook up with that chick last night?

Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.

by Fishlipss March 29, 2014


Crusty Elbows

When people don't wash and lotion their elbows so they get crusty.

Crusty Elbows are gross.

by Linda ;) July 11, 2019


crusty towel

aarons towel that he uses
DAILY (Cleanup), Cheesy like brie

aaron finished up on his crusty towel

by Ethan Bloxham December 7, 2021


Crusty Loaf

When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.

15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.

by Phil Beev July 1, 2012


Crusty dusty Rastafarian

Someone from Carribbean descent who worships Jah and does nothing but sit on his ass all day smoking weed

Look at that crusty dusty Rastafarian smoking weed

by daddyswagbob February 10, 2021


crusty nail

Crusty nails is what you have!!

She got crusty nails they funky

by Funkyfunk August 15, 2021


crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

by Turdburgelur January 5, 2018