When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.
I had to by a new tooth brush because my friend started curtain wiping me out of nowhere.
Slang term for a female condom, due to it being a curtain between a storm of male semen and the whom.
Fatty: Yo baby I aint wearing no condom because my doctor dun say i cant make babys in July.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.
The act of pissing in her vagina followed by 3 good pumps with your penis pushing the urine out causing her labia to glisten.
Man that Amy is a nasty thot. She loves the Meat curtain sauce toss. I almost vomit each time we do it.
the female version of blue-balled
my husband totally left me blue curtained last night
His foreskin hung from his dick like the colosseum curtains.
The Stewards school pedophile. I pray for you if you have him for a lesson.
"I heard Mr Curtain is covering for Miss Khan this lesson.
Someone who is cross eyed and/ or cant focus on one thing.
They often swing their eyes side to side or sit in the middle.
Look at the bimbo over there the Curtain Swinger, cant keep two straight eyes the skrag.
Oi, keep ya eyes straight ya curtain swinger.
watch where you're going ya curtain swinger.