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twitter dating

The act of using social networks, particularly micro messaging service twitter, to find potential mates. Examples of twitter dating are public messages with an extraordinary number of emoticons, inside jokes between users who may or may not have had sex and the tag #twitterdating.

Ben and Melissa were twitter dating so hard last night, he may have an opportunity to fuck her tonight IRL.

by kind david November 8, 2009

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spinning date

A term coined by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG during their satirical coverage of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, a spinning date refers to a backflip in gymnastics.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, battered sav

The gymnast starts from the corner, goes into a spinning date, another.. three spinning dates and ooh! buggers up the landing. What a shame.

by MartinBartinFargo May 12, 2007

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paper date

A date you get out of the personals, really just for the food and something to do.

"Hey, I'm bored and broke, wanna hook up with some lame paper dates and make them take us to that new restaurant?"

by Littleolygirl September 18, 2007

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online dating

A place where only desperate and/or ugly people go to meet. you may find yourself thinking "I can't belive i'm actually resorting to this"

I am desperate so im going to do online dating to meetup with someone as a last resort only to find out they arent what im looking for or we wont last long together.

by The_reality August 20, 2007

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Brokeman's Date

-When a man has no money to take a girl out. It occurs directly after the first date, when the man has spent all of his savings. When he finally remembers their second date is in 3 hours, he then plans what is called a brokeman's date.

-time is most spent making out in an open area.

Janet really enjoyed her evening with Todd. They plan on having a second date tonight.

(Janet to Todd's answering machine) : HEY! Todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. See you in 3 hours =) BYE. *click*
Todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. "$0.00?!?!!?"

"3 hours to plan a Brokeman's Date!"

by IDK011 July 28, 2009

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humanitarian dating

A form of dating in which a guy goes on a date with a girl whom he is not really interested in, but only does so because he knows it will make the girl happy. Through her happiness, he derives his own happiness, thriving on the goodwill he creates among women in the dating scene.

Humanitarian dating allows otherwise less attractive and/or overweight girls a chance to date a guy that may normally be out of her league, giving her a sense of hope and confidence. Though the guy knows he can find better women, he genuinely feels it's important to help out less fortunate girls around him, and he also recognizes the goodwill he develops may work to his advantage later in life, whatever it may be.

Reversing the roles, a nice-looking girl dating an ugly, fat guy in most cases is NOT humanitarian dating because most of the time the only reason a hot chick will date a fugly guy is if the fugly guy has money.

It's usually not a good idea to talk about humanitarian dating when on a date.

Ned: Hey, Jim... what are you doing dating the beluga whale over there?

Jim: Relax, man. It's just humanitarian dating. I heard from her friend she was interested in me, and I felt kind of bad no one's asked her out before. I got tens lined up for me this weekend and I've been blessed to have my share of the spoils, so I'm just doing some charity work tonight.

by JAXA August 2, 2013

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Friendship date

When a girl or guy does not really want date but they will hang out.

kristin did not want to date johny but would go out on a friendship date

by Lonely February 24, 2012

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