When you get set maths homework on mathswatch and you get so mad and want to throw your device and can’t be asked if you’ve done the mathswatch work
“Hi bro did you do the Mathswatch homework?”
“Nah dude, that mathswatch depression kicked in”
Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.
Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.
When you have depression only during the night and when you’re alone
In the morning I’m happy but at night I have night depression
The feeling you get when you have to go from your wonderful perfect life, straight down into the deepest darkest pits of the hell-scape known as Monroe Louisiana.
Monroe Depression makes me want to paint the wall with my own brains while my children watch.
expressing you're feeling depressed in a unique way or a cute way.
"Hey! Are you okay?"
"No, I'm depressed espresso
The consumption of large amounts of junk food in an attempt to relieve symptoms of major depression, such as; excessive crying, numbness, fatigue, isolation, anxiety.
Is usually a long term habit and is used as a coping mechanism, similar to binge eating.
Guy 1: Bro you eat so much junk food!!
Guy 2: Dude it's not my fault, *sighs* I've got depression munchies.