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Dolphin shoals helps ur health, smartness, and activity. I have studied this for years. I made some guests do an algebra problem, an then made them run a mile. Then I did the same thing but with dolphin shoals. When I played dolphin shoals the guests seemed quicker and smarter. Dolphin shoals helps with a lot of things and everyday problems. Lost your backpack? Dolphin shoals. Lost your mind? Dolphin shoals. So people, try to listen to dolphin shoals at least 5 times a day. But if you have a lot of time then listen 50 times a day.
Guy: I lost my mind.
Me: Listen to Dolphin Shoals.
Any human orifice utilized in the act of dolphin-human love making
Laura used turpentine to disinfect her dolphin muzzle after a weekend at Sea World.
A butter dolphin is a type of dolphin that lives in butter, preferably bregott. It was discovered in "the suberbs" of sweden by a dolphin lover that liked to put dolphins in her butter.
"wow thats a lovely butter dolphin you got there, may i touch it?"
"BUTTER DOLPHIN!!"
Tha act of taking a creampie in the anis and farting it out while clapping and making dolphin noises
The thi ladyboy let me give him a salty dolphin for 15 bucks
That act of taking a creampie in the butthole then farting it out as you clap and make dolphin noises
That thi ladyboy gave me a salty dolphin for 15 bucks
Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.
Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?
When you drop an uncle stinky that erupts out of the water and bobs around doing tricks to the point where your asshole makes a dolphin sound like "aaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
See also: uncle stinky
I just had the best dolphin laugh!