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A female's response to male's "No Shave November". In the month of December it is acceptable (and encouraged) for females to not shave any part of their body.
Sally: Woah, your legs sure are hairy Denise!
Denise: "I know, it's in support of Don't Shave December!
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A slang sentence in Turkish language ( Pishiga Sokhma ) that is used in reply to someone who bluffs about something and you use this sentence to show you know he is bullshitting and you don't believe him.
Friend: Yo, today I stood up against the teacher trying to give us loads of homework.
Me: Don't fuck the cat, man.
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To tell someone to be calm, or take it easy.
Don't hump the honda man, maybe you're mother likes it.
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The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!
Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.
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the line that you say to someone you do not know or barely know in response to them calling you bro. They may think they are cool or are chill and call you a bro. However, by saying don't bro me if you do not know me, you are telling them that he is in fact not a bro and does not have the right to call you a bro. One must understand what a bro is in order to say the line.
Stranger: What up bro?
You: Dude who are you? C'mon man seriously how dare you! Don't bro me if you don't know me.
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A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.
You'll need some staples. No local antesthetic? Pain don't hurt.
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A passive-aggressive remark used to try convince somebody to take your (probably shitty) preceding piece of advice seriously.
John: Listen, I think your hair looks far sexier combed to the left. Use it, don't use it...
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