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Every guy may have his specific girl-next-door prototype, but in general, she's the girl whom you always admired from afar and were afraid to approach, fearing that any erotic projection toward her would ruin her image as a decent, pure and almost virginal womanly ideal.
She's (in your mind at least) untrodden ground; unspoiled by other men and so sweet-natured it almost frightens you to think of her in explicit sexual situations. Almost. Here's another example: Picture your sister's best friend from when you were kids. In your mind she'll always be that 10-year-old cutie who played with you in the park. Only, when you catch up with her 10 years later, she's still a cutie, but all grown up and someone you can trust and connect with on so many new levels. The intrigue grows.
Similarly, she could be a friend's cousin whom you met at family occasions over the years. Or even a new employee at work who is shy and unassuming, but still gives you that "she seems so nice, I'd love to talk to her" feeling.
Think of Renee Zellweger's character in Jerry Maguire
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A term for administering rough anal sex, usually to a ass virgin.
A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.
Example:
That bird won't look so high and mighty when I bash the back doors in on it
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the man that some ones wife is seein on the side. usualy came to the back door to avoid any other house wives seein him.
jimmy the pool boy is my back door man
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A phrase shouted by angry philly teens and disgruntled commuters when the SEPTA bus drive for gets to open the back door of the bus.
Bus driver: *opens front door*
Disgruntled commuter: “back door, dickhead
Bus driver: Ma bad
You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.
I ate way too much tonight; should be a perfect Mississippi Door Mat kinda night.
When you are masturbating and you accidentally hit your testicles with your fist.
Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".
shut the fuck up in a nicer way or if someone leaves the fridge door open you could use this phrase for advice.
Please shut the fridge door
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