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oh my god eli is so fucking hot please fuck the shit out of me.
ME: “wow did you see how fucking hot eli is?!”
EVERYONE ELSE: “kys”
Eli is a person that has constant smigma
Person 1: what’s that Eli
Person 2: that’s just smigma
Really is the type of guys who looks like a big dildo.
Eli is a giant cock.
Eli has a big fat juicy cock (8 inches and above)
Mary: do you know Eli?
Ibo: yes he has a big fat juicy cock
Immortal and godly. Likes to look at the weak mortals. Has won 2 olympic golds medals in olympic weightlifting. He is 10/10 in everything. JoJo is the best anime he says. So it must be true
Eli is the greatest and kindest friend in the world. He’s super funny and super sweet at the same time. He could talk to you for hours and never get bored. You’re lucky to have an Eli, so love them!
“Hey, Eli! wanna hang out later?”
Eli: “Absolutely!”