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When an IT professional using an array of mediums to communicate, most commonly, conference calls or emails containing technical jargon a normal or intellectually inferior employee or client won’t understand.
Don’t be fooled by imitators, techups are delivered at the highest level of IT from only the highest level of engineers.
"Dude, he's a jabroni just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, the guys in that NOC are Busch league, just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"
"Dude, you should have heard them on the bridge, I started teching them up and their network guys went silent."
Tim asks:
"Mike, what should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"
Mike replies:
"Tim, just tech 'em up!"
Tim replies:
Tech 'em up!? How!?
Mike replies:
You know?! Just say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you. You just been teched up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.
The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally and walk away with headache. Best thing about an old fashioned techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.
Tim:
Perfect, thanks Mike!
Mike:
NP
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A ruthless man who will gun you down if u talk shit or act like a retard on the internet; Also gun em down is the most rutheless, accurate, and realest shit talker ever
gun em down will kill if provoked
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a person who never buy anything but always come round to help you do away with tour shit.
a person that hit & inhale your bud or cigarette real hard,
damn, i gotta put my shit up, why, here comes dat suck em up!
quit hoggin da sweet ole suck em up ass dude!
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sending fake nudes and fake signed picturess to an online predator just to get him away from you
i was on this chatsite and this predator kept begging me for nudes and signed pictures so i thought i'd give-em-the-boot just to stop bugging me
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this can be used when playing call of duty world at war when you aspire to or successfully kill a large number of nazi zombies in a small amount of time.
Ben: I see you have the wunderwaffe.....
Lee: Yep.. The Waffe is gonna MURK EM UP.
Ben: Yea boi!!!!
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Performing anal with partner then sticking it in their mouth
I'm going to do you dirty
I did em dirty last night
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an insult to someone who is a complete and total toolbag that u want to put six feet under dig up and kill again.
That kid is a fuckiing douschebag...dig em up
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