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Dear Evan Hansen

A Broadway-production-turned-movie that stars the mentally ill protagonist Evan Hansen. He is supposed to be a sort of misunderstood hero, but is actually pretty manipulative and a bad person in general. Also, the movie is just poorly made. In the words of a “Den of Geek” article: “Dear Evan Hansen is a story in which a lonely kid makes a horrible mistake and then doubles down on exploiting another lonely kid’s suicide because of the instant gratification it gives him as a social media celebrity, and because it allows him to insinuate himself among a grieving family. Rather than deeply exploring the unpleasant and even cruel consequences of these choices, the film weaves and dodges, attempting to always make excuses for Evan’s actions and assure viewers he’s a nice, relatable every-teen.” Also, just thought I’d add that he makes the sister of the dude that committed suicide think that he knew he knew her brother so he can date her, so that’s messed up.

“Dear Evan Hansen is stupid and I hate it.”

by DarkDiction049 August 23, 2022

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evan big dick

likes to suck girl's boobs like andrea's

Evan big dick is a nice person because he is a boobsucker.

by ygfdxxdtfyugoiogfcdcfygviuohbi June 9, 2020

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joshua david evans

a cunt.

joshua david evans is a cunt

by whyisdaisysocute May 20, 2018

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Evan James Tucker

This is the name of god. Evan James Tuckers are probobly the most saught after men on earth. They have milfs for mothers, and NICE BUTTS. Pinch em, they won't mind;) They're normally very musically talented and definately the best friends you can ever make! They'll wear chick bracelets for their best friend. No lie. Hazaah for Evans!(:

Chick: I'm praying.
Dude: To God?
Chick: No way! To Evan James Tucker.

by OhhMyAshnitz(: May 20, 2010

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Gay Uncle Evan

A person (not necessarily gay, or an uncle, or named Evan) who just want to call so many bad names, but your friends would hate you for it. Female form is Lesbian Aunt Kali

"GOD DAMN IT! KEVIN IS SUCH A…" (whole rooms stares) a… um… Gay Uncle Evan."

by Too Tun Tonto March 16, 2016

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pete evans

A crispy white dog shot

I was at the park with my son when he ran up to me holding a Pete Evans yelling icecream icecream!

by pete evans March 7, 2017

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Evan Rachel Wood

A beautiful talented actress that gets a bad reputation from fans of her washed up ex boyfriend Marilyn Manson. After reading some other definitions on here, who have said she "acts too straight to be Bi".... What does that even mean ? No one can define anothers sexuality or call it into question.
. Her ability to believably change affect mid-scene is stellar !

Have you seen Evan Rachel Wood in Westworld ? Shes so good.

by K.P. Wild June 29, 2022

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