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The act of treating facebook as a pornographic medium through which one finds sexual pleasure, often committing the sin of masturbation.
Mark: Omg did you see Jamie's new vacation album. I swore in one picture you could see her butt crack
Tom: Facebook Jerk!
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Someone who is obsessed with someone else and stalks them on facebook. Not always traceable or noticable, but clues are: wall posts replying to every status update, viewing every posted picture of the stalked, etc...
I think Hillary is turning into a facebook stalker, she replies to all of my status updates...
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Looking at someones facebook profile and reading their recent news and wall posts. Monitoring another person's facebook life
I am facebook stalking you right now
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The feeling of pride and self-centeredness exhibited when one takes multiple pictures of oneself in the sole purpose of putting a new default of facebook. Also exhibited if the person says things like "SEXY" on their own picture comments. Dead give aways are: (1.) Adding hundreds of random strangers of the opposite sex. (2.) Cussing somebody out on Facebook but not talking to anybody in real life. (3.) Having over 50-75 pictures of themselves, alone, where it was clear they were taking pictures of themselves and have no shame in it. (4.) Updating every single thing they do {I.E. Sittin' on the toilet, ;) haha}
Hold on Doc., before you put me under, I have to update my status to 'Going under the knife LOL.'" "Seriously? You have a major case of Facebook Narcissism.
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The act of exploring the Facebook profile of somebody you have little or no personal interaction with. (Ex: going through photos, videos or wall to wall's.)
I know Joseph is Lurking (Facebook) on my profile. He can recite Me and Justin's Wall to wall word for word.
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Refers to the phenomenon of posting random, usually meaningless, status updates multiple times daily. Often comes via the blackberry or iPhone. Clutters up the newsfeed. The sufferers of tourettes are known to post many times an hour. Likely the reason for the 'hide' feature.
Libby's got the facebook tourettes again and hit a record for 15 useless status updates on the newsfeed.
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The act of looking at all of the pictures of a person on facebook. The less you know the person, the better.
Dude, stop lookin' at facebook porn.
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