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Family Guy

Family Guy is a vastly popular animated comedy that originally aired on FOX. Notably, it's entire fan-base consists of pretentious 12 to 15-year-old children with no taste or sense of humor.
Family Guy was created by Seth MacFarlane, who is very self-congratulatory and egotistical about the success of his show. However, it's a mostly undeserving success, as the show contains nothing but mediocre animation, and ugly art style, bland and tasteless humor, prejudiced political and racial opinions, and empty, soulless characters. The only thing this show deserves an award for is coming up with a genius marketing scheme by targeting an audience of confused, socially-inept teenagers.
The characters of Family Guy, as well as the show itself, have bloated in popularity over the years that it's been on television. Mr. MacFarlane is commonly praised for his genius writing and character development, however, if you have the intelligence to look a little deeper, you'll realize the characters are all extremely inconsistent in personality, and are simply rehashed personalities filling an otherwise empty shell.
As of now, the show is scraping at the bottom of the barrel, airing on failures of networks such as "Adult Swim", struggling to stay afloat in a sea of superior television shows. Every few months, Seth will release another unfunny, boring episode that's immediately loved unconditionally by it's pathetically unintelligent fan-base.

Jared: "Hey, man, did you see that new episode of Family Guy?"

Alex: "Yes. It was terrible and unfunny, same as always."

Jared: "NO, IT WAS FUNNY AND YOU ARE A FAGGOT FOR NOT LIKING IT!"

Alex: "Get out of my house."

by DangerH May 01, 2011


Family Guy

A great animated sitcom premiering in 1999, in Australia it airs on the Seven Network and FOX in the USA.

Family Guy
1999-2002, 2005-
FOX
Seven Network

by P Redeckis May 12, 2006


family jewels

A man's balls and cock

"he got kicked in the family jewels"

by Anonymous August 19, 2003


family jewels

The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)

Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.

by Light Joker September 18, 2004


family nipples

a stupid and funny word which means "family"
or "a family gathering"
or "the nipples of you and your family members."

"im with my family nipples right now, can i call you back later?"

by maddy kaye January 14, 2007


naked family

Coined by Adam Groff in Sex education (Netflix show) a ‘naked family’ is a family that is comfortable and vulnerable with each other physically (in the nude) and emotionally. A naked family talks about their feelings.

Hassan is so comfortable talking about his feelings it must be becase he’s from a naked family”

by -Lumi December 13, 2022


family visit

its the newest term for conjugal visits in the correctional facilities

i cant wait for our first family visit, i married him in jail on a life sentence.

by babybump November 24, 2010