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A term used to define someone who had sex with your mother with no intention on staying for you.
Figure 1: I will kill your mother and father
Figure 2: If you find my father please tell me where he is
The only man a little girl can trust.
Mother - Where is my daughter?
Father - I can't tell you. She trusts me. :)))))))
Boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm.
You have no father you don’t have one
Fact but I have ur mom
A person who always leaves to get milk for no fucking reason at all and will only come back when you become famous.
Father: Alright son Ima head out and get the milk
Me: But we got milk 2 hours ago
Father: You know me, you can never have too much milk!
Me: He’s not getting milk
fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.
"Father is a very powerful warrior, winning every fight on Ancient Dessaly's colosseum, even against the most powerful Titans, his next battle will be on Mount Olympus against Hercules!