Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.
Guy 1: Do you have your Father?
Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-
Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?
Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!
Something every guy fears when he has a girlfriend. Usually will kill you if you hurt his daughter. They are against everything their daughters wear that is not cover alls. Hates the thought of his daughter going on a date; encourages his son getting a girlfriend.
My father said I can't have a boyfriend until I'm 57.
a person who does not exist in your life
person 1: wheres your father?
you: whats a father?
i’m sorry, it seems what you have typed is not in the dictionary, considering the fact that he left. i suggest looking up similar words, like milk, store, left. good day to you.
my FATHER went to get the MILK
“Hey my father was being so goofy today, I love him!” Athena said.
“I don’t have a father” said you.
A person with an anal wart fettish
Did you see that guy with a father