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When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.
Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.
When a girl has sex doggy stile while her legs and arms are num
Yo I gave that girl a ford bronco on 4 flat tires.
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The best of the best sex position available to man kind, if you dont know it, it's too advance for you. Takes at least 2 times of trying it to actually get it down. Takes 7 times to ace it... if your lover knows it, keep them, they know what they are doing in the bed room.
oopa loop reverse sidekick flat top is girl in handstand while guy over her facing oppisite direction while male sticks in butt and reaches around while fisting her vagina, thats not the hard part yet. the female must reach up and massage his balls.
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Means that you are cool about doing something.
Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.
Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.
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The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.
oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom
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(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.
"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."
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This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.
Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!
Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...
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