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Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.
“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”
“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”
A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm
I told them to suck my frosty long john.
When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray, put a popsicle stick in it and let it freeze. Once frozen, your partner proceeds to have coitus with said popsicle. The Frosty Gravy then melts becoming a delicious, creamy snack.
Hey John, I'd like some Frosty Gravy for breakfast tomorrow!
Frosty Bob is the act of taking a woman's vagina and shoving your tootsie roll the whole way in and hump like a dog on your leg. Then when her vagina is like mashed potatos two weeks after christmas, you pull your pants up and run out of there like a mexican crossing the border.
I surprised her with the Frosty Bob. She never called me back again.
When a man ejaculates on a women's pubic hair
"Man, last night I frosty saladed this chick"
You put 3 ice cubes in your woman's vagina and proceed to aggressively fuck her vagina
"Yo Last night I frosty fucked my girl"
Chucking a condom in the freezer before sex
I'm gonna surprise the girlfriend with a frosty fuck later