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Half Past Fucked Up

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.

. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise

by Jakeing24 October 2, 2021


Slim the fuck up

What Someone is about to do.

“ I’ve been all heavy weights no cardio to ramp up. Going to start cardio next week”

“ Word. Then yeah dude you’re about to slim the fuck up

by Trouty August 28, 2021


Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA January 1, 2023


got me fucked up in this hoe

When a mf buzzin, saying the most questionable shit that makes you think: "Do I kick it with this nigga on the daily or is he a crackhead, but fuck he right fr."

Person 1: Yo nigga I asked a bitch if it was pink and she said fuck you nigga!
Person 2: Gang you got me fucked up in this hoe, the fuck you doing asking a bitch that?

by Nigga55533 April 17, 2024


Ya done fucked up

When you done fucked up

“Ya done fucked up Richard

by Jack Geels November 8, 2019


fucked up shit

Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.

this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!

by Gorgick Genie July 18, 2022


8 types of fucked up

8 ways the human mind can be fucked by something they have seen.

1.) emotionally fucked up

2.) physically fucked up

3.) spiritually fucked up

4.) mentally fucked up

5.) musically fucked up

6.) forcefully fucked up
7.) religiously fucked up
8.) universally fucked up

that bitches pussy smelt like onion powder

got me 8 types of fucked up

by lil butter face June 4, 2022