When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.
Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.
when receiving head, the guy may inadvertently shoot cum up the girl's nose if it is not pulled out of range fast enough
Dude, Tiffany didn't pull away fast enough last night so I totally gave her a german nose hose
A strange dialect of Yiddish where they say "oy" instead of "ay" (but spell it "eu"), "au" instead of "oy", and the grammar is needlessly complicated, although less so in the actual spoken language than in the written form.
In German people don't use "sich" for all persons which is very odd, although this also occurs in Williamsburg Yiddish, so I suppose it's legitimate enough.
A nightclub or party at which males outnumber females several times over. Resulting in the few females present recieving lots of unwanted male attention and in turn leaving themselves, thus intensifying the effect.
Fackin hell, where are all the ladies at? Its like a German Sausage Factory in here!
when a female with braces is giving a blow job,and after he cums she brushes her teeth with his cum
man my slong is sore from that girl giving me a german meat grinder last night
A hand job. In Germany a cell phone is referred to as a "Handy." Therefore, if you get a German cell phone, you are getting a hand job, or handy.
Hey Chris what was going on last night?
Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.
If someone doesn’t agree with you, then battle them in a German classroom with a Nazi teacher as the referee.
‘Layla drink some water, you need to sober up.’
‘FITE ME IN GERMAN’