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A girl you date inside minecraft because you cant get one in real life
Bro i broke up with my minecraft girlfriend.
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Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis (AGG), a very common syndrome where the victim finds a special girl (Girlfriend), and slowly distances himself away from his gaming life and friends, he loses all will to game and the mere sight of one could cause him to become ill, or enraged. If you know someone suffering from this chronic illness, don't hesitate to get help.
We've lost alot of good men to Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis, god damnit.
Bill is going down into Post-AGG traumatic stress.
I am infected with AGG.
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Phrase common in NYC, but useful in many metropolitan areas, particularly those that boast a top-tier law school. A "law school girlfriend" is a young lady with a non-descript corporate job (i.e., she works in "sales," "PR," or "marketing") and dates a man attending a nearby top-tier law school. She has no actual redeeming qualities, save being very attractive and urban chic. She uses her looks and her pseudo-corporate job to impress the law student into dating her, with the hope that he will marry her once he graduates and begins making $200K a year.
Law Student 1: Yo, you met Dave's new girl, right? What did you think?
Law Student 2: She's pretty hot, and works downtown or something.
Law Student 1: Law school girlfriend?
Law Student 2: Totally.
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A female companion that resembels a girlfriend but that's realationships time frame only lasts the week of spring break
Dam that girl is hot, I'm going to make her my Spring Break Girl Friend
or Fuck yeah I live in south Florida that means i can have 4 Spring Break Girlfriends.
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a girl who is very good looking to the guy who is currently dating her - but quite ugly when seen by other guys. The guy dating this girl can see one way of the "optical illusion", but other guys see the opposite.
popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.
A Conversation:
Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!
Dave: What do you mean?
Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.
Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.
Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.
6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP
Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.
Jim: For real.
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Work boyfriend/girlfriend
A colleague — your lunchmate, IM partner, smoking buddy, etc. No sex, though. Platonic.
I told my work boyfriend/girlfriend about the slut in accounting making out with three dudes at happy hour. S/he wasn't surprised.
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A rare case in which a girlfriend enjoys playing Call of Duty with her boyfriend.
Guy 1: "Man I got Cod Blocked last night, my girlfriend wanted me to spend time with her..."
Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that dude, I was up all night freaking it with my girlfriend online!"
Guy 1: "Man your lucky....i wish my girlfriend were that cool." *Sadface*
I was up last night playing with my Call of Duty Girlfriend! :D
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