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This is a party shot where someone takes a shot of fireball off a guys ball sack. If you can talk some poor schmuck into trying this you'll have ants in your pants trying not to laugh until his balls are on the burner! After a long night of drinking, his salty balls will blister so bad he'll think there was Nair in that shot!
What?! Great balls of fire?!! He had to have known his balls were gonna fry!
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An obscure and mysterious mole rat that takes presence in the rituals and practices of many underground cults esp. in the New Mexico area.
In the Blood Eyes cult the great mole rat is seen as a symbol of shame.
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A giant crap monster that sings opera from the game "Conker's Bad Fur Day", his song goes as, "I am, the Great Mighty Poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish, how about some scat you little twat?
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Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek your iiiinnn! Sweet corn is, the only thing that makes it through my rear, how'd you think I keep this lovely griinnn? Have some more caviar!
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Now I'm really getting rather mad, your like a niggly tiggly, shitty little tag nut! When I knock you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Conker: Your butt?
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Your butt?!
GMP: That's right my butt!
Conker: Eww..
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Ergh!!
GMP: MY BUUUUUUUUUUUT!"
I am the great mighty poo and, I'm going to throw my shit at you...
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When a group consisting of four people attempt to consume 2 large pizzas, a thirty pack of beer, a 5th of hard alcohol, and an 1/8th of marijuana.
Dude! The Great American Challenge got us so fucked up last night!
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A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .
“Wow last night was great, but I have to go to work.”
“Will I see you again?”
“Yeah I’ll call you.”
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The Great Youtubers War is a raging battle on the great platform of YouTube. Our lord and savior Pewdiepie with his 9 year old army, along with his faithful followers Mr beast, Granday, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Justin Roberts, Flyingkitty battling against the evil corporate machine called T-series with their army of mindless Sub-bots. Please, do the platform a favor and SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE.
Me : "We're winning The Great YouTubers War."
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Basically when a bunch of you tubers including Leafyishere, Pyrocinical, and GradeAUnderA attack and try to get him off the air... For good.
"The Great Keemstar war was a one of the greatest battles in all of YouTube history,"
"Anyway, let's get right... Into the news..."
Said the next Dramalert host
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