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eschewing gum

Spongy sticky stuff that you munch ad nauseam in order to help you avoid some unwise habit or procedure. Nicorette comes to mind as an example.

Violette Beauregard had a gum-chewing obsession; I suppose that there is a special gum to help someone with that addiction, but what good would chewing gum-eschewing gum do to sure your gum-chewing addition if it means that you're still chewing gum???

by QuacksO April 10, 2019


Chewing Gum

Chewing a Vegestable's Anus, and describing the detail to their family, making sure to tape the reaction.

"The elderly home won't let me in anymore for Chewing Gum"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023


Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 19, 2024


getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017


Grubby gums

A toothless Hobo. Aka Mr Gums.
Can usually be found squatting on someone's property.

Has been found to suck cock for rock, thus why Mr Gums is all gum, no teeth.

Loves to make gum slapping noises in hopes of making everyone around suffer from their Grubby Gums.

No dental hygiene, smell is said to be nearly unbearable. Bad Mr Gums.

Eww have you seen Mr Gums??? He has such Grubby Gums!!!

The grubbiest Gums in all the land!!!

by SquatLips July 13, 2022


fuckity gums

An old person

Look at that fuckity gums, not long to live now.

by Flashr3138 April 30, 2018


roughing gums

Making out with no teeth. A term used when two people, who have no teeth, make out.

What your grandparents do.

The old lady and man were roughing gums in the corner of the diner. It was disturbing.

by Moonluna10 April 7, 2022