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When two people shoot each other at the same time
“Detective, how did these men die?”
“Clearly this was a classic gunpowder handshake.”
The act of shaking another man’s salami until he releases his pasta sauce
Steve gave Roger a Italian handshake last night
A sex act, wherein one hand is inserted into both the anus, and vagina, and contact between the hands is made through the membranes separating the two tracts. Also known as a 'DP High-5'.
Aaron: Dude, you go out with that chick last night?
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.
To knowingly or unknowingly shake someone's hand directly after having a shit without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarrassed to sniff their hands after the shit handshake.
I'm gonna give him/her a shit handshake.
A Saint Paul Handshake is a drink you order at a bar. It consists of a shot of Jameson Irish Whiskey paired with a pint of Hamms beer. Hamms was established in Saint Paul, MN and became the fifth largest brewery at one point. Saint Paul is also a very Irish city. Hence the Jameson.
I’ll have a Saint Paul Handshake!
After masturbation, you shake hands with another human. Jergan's is a common lotion found by teen boys bedsides, accompanied by a box of tissues
Before I went in to that interview yesterday I rubbed one out, totally forgot to wash my hands, gave that interviewer the Jergan's Handshake.
Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.
You remember the time I gave Seamus a good ol' Irish handshake in the pub?