ass hat

Derived from the words jack ass and mad-hatter. An ass hat is someone who makes a fool of themselves in such a strange and illogical manner that no other word can define them.

"You were arrested on national television for stink palming the President of the United States at a presidential debate? You frigging ass hat!"

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Hat Trick

getting vaginal, oral and anal all in the same night

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Hat Trick

Putting your whole head into a womans vagina.

"I got herpes on my forehead!"
"How did that happen??"
"I did the Hat Trick with some girl last night."
"Man, that sucks!

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p hat

party hat, rare RuneScape item

'omfg i saw this rich n00b with a p hat'

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Ass-hat

A term to be used in lieu of asshole, dickwad, etcetera. Generally used in regards to a friend of yours, but it can also be aplied to stangers when extreem ass-hattery is being carried out.

Damn, Bush is such an ass-hat.

Joey, stop trying to trip people, you're being an ass-hat.

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Party Hats

Large, Obnoxious, Pointy Nipples that are sharp to a degree in which they could cut glass.

Zach: Dude, it's fucking cold.

Kevin: Yeah dude, your party hats are showing

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Green hat

In hk , if u wear a green hat , u R a F***er.

Salesman: Do you like this green hat?
Random guy: F*** you.
*Hits the salesman with the hat*

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