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A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.
I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.
refers to anyone who pimps or otherwise commands multiple woman to go various places.
verb Jim HookerHerded his girl to make 4 sandwiches today.
noun I was with george yesterday and by the way he kept callin girls and getting me to do things i am deffintly classifying him as Hooker Herder.
The be a hooker. The oldest profession.
I'm sure hookering is the oldest profession in the world. Said Meeleta to ducky and river.
One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.
Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?
She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .
A chick who starts to get all hot and heavy with a guy but than has a change of heart and doesn't follow through with getting the guy off, even after, but not necessarily, he has gotten her off.
I was having a great time with the chick last night but when I got her home she turned out to be a total cruked hooker.