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A horse breed that was created by some really smart old guys who realized they got more money for their littler ponies vs. the bigger ones. In 1978 the American Miniature Horse Association was formed (AMHA) to promote the "breed". Now these horses look like replicas of the larger horses breeds...Very very cool and fun but not good for much but winning ribbons, doing tricks, having babies, crapping all over the yard or pulling little carts. Bet you can't own just one. Suckers who get caught up own lots of them.
AMHA mini horse miniature horse equine little horse
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A horse tornado is a merry go round with horses as the things you ride. Often said if you can't remember the name.
Where did you take the kids today?
Oh I took them to the... Uhhh the... horse tornado
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when you grow a mohawk on your neck, wear boots and bite your girl's vagina right the fuck off during sex
?yo im gonna give my girl a hungry horse when i get home tonight
i dont care if she dies i wanna chew up her vagina like blubluoblublbuuluulululblbbhhhahwhee"
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A man who only wears the latest fashions, in order to place himself ahead of the competition.
He thinks being a fashion horse will land him a management position.
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A horse sim intended for older players. Not overrun with ten-year-olds as is the case with Horseland.
Horseland use to cool but now it's full of emo kids and douchebags, so I quit and joined Spiffy Horse
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When you punch someone in the thigh pretty hard.
Dude, I gave Mark a wicked huge charlie horse on the bus yesterday and he had to crawl home.
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The act of receiving or giving a blumpkin while on a horse.
Wow babe, we've been riding for hours out in this sparce wilderness on horse back. How about a horse blumpkin.
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