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When an atheist is losing an argument with a Christian, the atheist will always accuse the Christian of joking or not being serious.
Christian: Stop dodging the question! We all know that, right down in your heart of hearts, all atheists secretly acknowledge Jesus as Lord and recognise that the Bible is 100% fact.
Atheist: I genuinely cannot believe that you just made such a f**king idiotic statement. Please tell me you're joking.
Christian: I call Tabor's Law on you! You know you can't defeat my arguments, so you're trying to claim I'm not being serious - the oldest trick in Satan's atheist handbook!
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Related to Godwins Law. Only instead of comparing an event to those of Nazis or Hitler, Iantos Law will claim the death of a fictional character is equal to or worse than the death of a real person.
Named after the death of fictional character Ianto Jones in BBC sci-fi drama special "Torchwood: Children of Earth". This death was taken badly by fans of the gay character, leading some to even claim it was equally or more traumatic that the deaths of actual friends or relatives.
"Hey, did you see the new harry potter? When Dumbledore died it was TOTALLY worse than when my 4 year old son was murdered"
"FFS, iantos law! :P"
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McCloy's Law, the law of single issue reduction stupidity: All arguments (no matter how tangential) are judged by the single issue obsessed over by the voter.
The candidate's plan was bilaterally approved as "a real solution to end world hunger and poverty, get rid of the deficit, solve all crime and conflict worldwide, explore mars, and generally be awesome for everyone", however Bob said it was garbage because it didn't address net neutrality. This is a classic example of McCloy's Law because Bob judged the whole plan on the single issue that he's obsessed over.
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The Law created by Eric.
His word is always final, and never wrong.
1. Eric is always correct.
2. His word is final.
3. Ming Shen is always wrong.
I just used Eric's Law on A couple of losers over there.
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The relationship you have with anyone that has already had sex with the person you’re currently sleeping with.
Bob banged Susan at that party last year, guess that makes us fuck-in-laws.
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Named after famed civil-rights advocate and professional agitator Al Sharpton, Sharpton's Law specifies that who ever brings up race or ethnicity in a non-related debate automatically loses the argument.
"I think illegal immigration represents a severe problem for both the security and economic stabilty of the United States" "What, are you scared of brown people?" "Dude, Sharpton's Law".
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A child-centred variant of Murphy's Law. Smurphy's Law posits that no plan or act can unfold properly in the presence of children. (Note: first defined by the Canadian artist Paul Walde.) Also called Smurfy's Law.
Example 1: A small, toilet-trained child will only wet themselves when it is imperative to get out the door Right Away.
Example 2: "We have planned this weekend away for one year, and now little Paolo is sick." "But Paolo never gets sick!" "He did this time. Whattareyagonnado? It's Smurphy's Law."
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